I was shopping in Barnes and Noble today, or Barnes and Chernobyl as my son says (where does he ever get if from?)

As you walk in the front of the store, there is the obligatory table of new year diet books. On sale of course.

As I stroll further in the store, I see a clearance table of self-help books. You know, the Dummy and Idiot books that have become so popular. So I get to thinking, how come you don’t see book titles like these on the shelves.

The first two are my own creations. Someone beat me to it on the Ventriloquism for Dummies so I borrowed it.

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